While you make a fair point, Ball then cited Yelp as a credible alternative. Yelp is every bit as bullshit and corrupt as the Better Business Bureau. Their business model is to essentially extort businesses into paying to modifying their rating.

I’m very impressed you can fuck your sister and type words on a c.o.m.p.u.t.e.r at the same time.

I go the other way. I feel bad for the world that I’ve unleashed the three asshole kids of mine on it, but looking at the world, I guess they all deserve each other.

I liked it except that I think they chose the most boring story they could have told for the interesting universe they created. Will Smith spouting one-liners is boring.

One could argue that the decision to make Bright was everyone’s first mistake

If he was elite, wouldn’t his laws be universal?

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

Isaac Newton is overrated. His great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Nate even disproved his debunked laws of gravity by turning 213 pounds into just a few ounces in a court of law.

Only the adults received the ghost peppers. The kiddos got peppers as tame as cayenne. I looked into this further because the kids would have basically died otherwise. Basically.

On one hand this is wrong and unnecessarily cruel, but on the other hand....ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I grew up in Alabama, and I agree. Abortion being THE issue at the ballots was preached from my family and from the pulpit, and it took moving out of the state to reverse the brainwashing. It was framed as, if you voted for a pro-choice candidate you were the problem. Nothing is more important in Southern politics…

If I were him, even if the doctors give me a clean bill of health, even if I’m cleared to play again, I wouldn’t be able to do it. I’d be thinking on every single snap that this next play could be lights out for me. I’d retire if I were him.

“Coming in, Kanter seemed like a good candidate for tank commander”

It’s going to be hilarious when Fulmer tries to hire himself and they have to fire him, too.

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED