They were lies, but they were entertaining lies. Isn't that the real truth?

"All fake anyway." What, and this show was real?

So are people in comments sections going to stop going on about how great the script is now?

Jennifer Lawrence is sexy when she wipes her ass on sacred stones.

Do we hate O'Neal now? Is that the latest thing?

She's so sexy that I wish we could have sex.

I hope there's a Christmas tree dildo this time.

The crime SOLVING boat!

I admit nothing.

Well thanks for ruining everything.

Jessica Biel has a reputation to maintain.

Can't wait for more empty nostalgia!

"And that movie Chaplin, I did a little cocaine in that…"

Gillian "Better Than Alison Brie" Jacobs, you mean.

BRING BACK LUCAS.

Put yourself first in a sexy way!

The whole "driving her home when she was drunk" thing doesn't help with the creepiness!

Chewie misses out on a medal again.

I'LL WAIT FOR THE SWITCH.

Why do I have to keep looking at John Barrowman's tongue.