Yeah being a sociopathic murderer is much more deserving of respect.

I'm pretty sure she said something similar before season five.

Yeah the writer of Green Lantern is a huge step up.

Terry Wogan doesn't get a post?

You know they probably just haven't done the CGI explosions yet because they've only been filming a month.

Hey they're both super!

Why is it "JJ ABRAMS' CLOVERFIELD" when he didn't write or direct it (or this sequel)?

Oh it's the person with the lipstick who people sometimes re-tweet on my twitter. I'll pass.

Yeah, stop applying critical thought to a tv show, y'all!

Poppy Drayton and Ivana Baquero are really pretty though. That's something.

He co-wrote Jurassic World so you can't really blame the material he had to work with when he co-worte that material.

The prequels were better than Jurassic World.

QUICK LET'S BACKLASH AGAINST MARVEL IN CASE ANYONE'S WATCHING.

Seriously does anyone even read StarWipe? I can never be fucked. Just have him write here.

Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?

I want to see Jar Jar.

Is there like a central database for Prometheus defences somewhere because I've seen several people use the same explanations in different places and I wonder how they're coming up with them when none of this stuff is actually in the movie (not saying you've stolen everything you said from elsewhere or anything, just…

Americans think BBC is the only British channel.

Why the fuck did you get Dowd to review this. I'm not even saying he's wrong but he isn't who I want reviewing a new Star Wars.

He should go back to making "trousers and pants" jokes.