Doesn't "why be upset at your boyfriend being tortured!?" kind of answer itself?

No mention of how half the dialogue is impossible to make out?

I don't know how youg get that from a 26 year old woman.

LOL YOU'RE SEXIST.

Does Sean O'Neal not write here at all anymore?

DETAIL THAT WHOPPER OF A KILL, PLEASE.

Will there ever be a Force Awakens article that doesn't have a load of really obvious "the prequels were bad lol" references?

Gillian Jacobs is better.

Yes I would have been more impressed if they'd taken a shot at the type of people who use the phrase "PC gone mad" (who always seem to be horrible people.)

They were delicious.

I liked the Ewoks.

Her name's "Dolly" though?

"Gigi’s gratuitous slow-motion curtain call, seemingly designed for hormonal fanboys to reach for the closest box of Kleenex."

Usually I think these posts are from spambots, but "my mate's aunt" has a ring of truth about it!

She said "I can't complain" about eight times.

"And sometimes she is: When “Fear Of Flying” tries to give an explanation for why Marge is the way she is, it falls flat."

lol

NEW DAY ROCK!

I found it odd that the writer thought Scottish Brian Cox wasn't British but Welsh Anthony Hopkins is. They both are.

Scotland being in Britain, yes. Much like Wales is.