Her mother definitely is not giving her sound medical advice.

While that's possible, it's also possible that she is terrified and isn't thinking about the situation with the same perspective as we might.

lol, how'd you know i'm off at six?! #NSA

If I could get 'cannabis' high to the point that a face tattoo was pleasant, I would definitely spend my Thursday afternoon doing that. I would just skip the tattoo...if I could.

All I know is I wish I was that high right now.

Glad to hear he's not aloof. I guess I meant the title/label made him sound like he didn't realize who he was. Kinda like Derek Zoolander.

Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him sounds a little bit aloof to me.

Filed to: clithate <——lol

Lara Stone be rocking that cradle!!

WHOA, this bitch is crazy.

Mathematically.

I agree with the second part.

Can't find the .gif where Jenny tells Forrest he 'can sit here' so this will have to do:

Beam us up, Scotty!

I dig all the trees and mountains and rivers and animals, tho. They're chill.

Is there a doctrine on drugging and raping women? Oh, God, get me the fuck off this planet.

Sporadic use of all caps+Poor spacing after periods+Inordinate use of adverbs=Denial

My Tinder dating life is more like 'Hey, how's it going? What do you like to do for fun? That picture of you is hilarious.' And then a lifetime of never hearing back.

*snuggie