Something, something, Whoopi Cushion. (<—Someone help me out.)

This was incredibly helpful. Thank you.

Yeah, I can't wait for the sequel/spinoff either.

If I really wanted to impress a man, I would laugh at his jokes to make him feel funny, and ask him questions about himself to make him feel special and show I'm interested. I also make cakes for guys on special occasions. Or give him a sexy dance because it would turn him on and hopefully lead to more. No, really…

Being married, to me, means legal documentation that you are forever committed and loyal to your best friend.

Yep, that's a fish ear. I thought they were a myth.

Are we sure these aren't just pulled from tinder?

Oh, yeah. Time for hors d'oeuvres! (Cue remix, and group dance.)

That's an entire wheel of cheese.

^Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

^Better explanation. Let's be friends.

I agree with every point you made, except in regards to seeking out diverse friendships. I don't believe that is inherently wrong, unless it is done for appearances. If you seek out friends from different backgrounds because you want perspective or friends who can introduce you to new social circles, that sounds…

Lupita would be my first choice, but she's been ignoring my clipped fan mail. Maybe Taylor will have better luck.

*Grammars really important.

Is that different than the St. Louis County Police Department? http://www.stlouisco.com/LawandPublicSa…

Ideally, humans should masturbate before any public appearance.