For future reference Jim, this is how you do it…

And the liberal apology brigade is there to meet them, as always. We need to stop apologizing to assholes.

Once again, the conservative selective outrage train pulls into Bullshit Station...

Kemp is the Republican Secretary of State, not the AG. Everything else you said is accurate and horrifying.

Your lips to God’s ears, and their feet to the polling station!

Yeah the rule is obviously “Don’t hold the door open for people you don’t know” and not “Physically deny entry to anyone even if they have a fob.”

This and the woman chastising Cornerstore Caroline show there are at least a couple Helpful Heathers out there.

I hate how happy she looks with herself and I hate that she gets to watch the cop talk to him. She is legit gonna jack off to that memory later. I bet half of these white ladies would stop calling if the cops shooed them away as soon as they arrived.

register to be a poll watcher and challenge every damn white person’s ability to vote. Turnabout is fair play.

I hope lots of ambivalent voters across the country see this and area motivated. Hope hope hope. 

In which world do you need a special license to drive to polls?

How was Sandy Duncan as her replacement? 

My girls are nonexistent and small babies will often start rooting when I hold them if they’re hungry, because that’s what small babies do! Totally normal. The four year old, though...uh...

Okay, little babies don’t discriminate, but I haven’t seen an older kid do it.

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

Bing bing bing went my gaydar...

You’ll be happy to know she posted for the first time in two years today! Yaaaaas, Queen!

Those rough trade boys don’t like using protection.

I hate bitchy queens like aunt Lindsey!

“I have trace amounts of truck driver, though...”