what about Jerry makes you cringe?

How many great shows does Mike Schur have to [co-]create before NBC just goes to him when they want to fill a time slot?  I’m sure he can come up with something better than a reboot of a copy of a UK comedy.

If Rose and Kanye ever team up, I’m moving to Manitoba.

I miss Cactus Janet.

Fine, cunt, vote for Kavanaugh. You know what you didn’t need to do? Shit in my soup and point out the individual aromas emanating from it. I’m glad Susan Collins worked so hard to please her GOP colleagues. Does it make her feel good to peddle conspiracy theories, does she think she will excite her GOP base? We…

Hitchcock and Scully are comedy gold. They are used in perfectly limited proportions and their bits never fail to to be funny.

Why is she responsible for her brother’s company one she has no affiliation with whatsoever? Do you have any siblings. I would rather be fed to piranhas than held responsible for my siblings actions or politics. All you can do is control yourself.

Pretty sure he wrote that himself, and Jost is head writer.  

Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.

You can take the crazy bitch out of Fox News, but you can’t take the Fox News out of the crazy bitch. 

Jeff Flake is a bastion of integrity. He will take what these women said and internalize it and use it to make a most powerful and passionate statement. He will not back this statement up with action because he has a reputation to uphold, but you’d better believe his statement will be pretty darn compelling.

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

I came here for Magary, I stayed for Moskovitz.

There’s. NEVER. just. one.

I’m sick and fucking tired of perfect being the enemy of good.

It’s a comment that is going to haunt Gawker.

I thought Avenatti wasn’t helping.

“You said you were a virgin.”