If David Carradine were still around, I know what activity he would want to measure.

Al Gore was supposed to protect us from ManBearPig, damnit!

Al Franken is a cipher for the MPAA.

The real question here is whether it helps with pocket pool.

This would totally help with pinball, no?

The sad part of all this is that, these days, MPAA Master Thug Chris Dodd can only be part of an open-faced waitress sandwich.

That's Mr. Igfucker to you pal.

4. Profit.

The domain/default pair of (/Users/pigfucker/.MacOSX/environment, DYLD_INSERT_LIBRARIES) does not exist

If this were a good idea, Steve Jobs would have invented it before he died, or killed himself trying.

Matt Leinart was lucky to get traded away from that pansy ass state.

Great casting. Can I suggest John Cryer for Tim Cook and a young Angus Jones as Woz?

Too soon.

You go up to the dog, and say, "Show me your nuts". And if he put his paws up to his ears, sticks his tongue out, and makes raspberry sounds at you, you know he's sterilized.

Sanchito, this does not help your rep. #FightOn

That's not walking on air. This is walking on air.

Meanwhile over on Jezebel: Samsung Galaxy Note: Best Sex Toy of 2012.

Why the hate for what other people like when it's different from your own preference? That's why we have preferences... So we can be different and coexist. Peace Sam. Peace.

The bottle wouldn't do that to you, Mr. Most Interesting Man in the World.

I'm hearing his Dad.