I would really enjoy it if this grandstanding fuckbasket just took her gawddamned fivehead and bullshit, and disappeared. Jeezus.

I’m decent at putting an outfit together, I’m not too awful at makeup, and I can rock a pair of 6” stiletto pumps like nobody’s business, but SWEET JEEZUS I can’t do hair or nails to save my life.

Oh, gawd, the bread lady. Just.. just kill it with fire.