“...I was disappointed to see Theresa May, our unelected Prime Minister refuse to condemn this policy...”

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. We will, however, need condoms. Lots of condoms.”

Harrison Ford a la The Last Crusade was my first crush. I was 7... he was 47 :/

There are untold scores of men I would go back in time to fuck.

He got a handie from a jawa

Because his dad is Hayden Christensen

I’m pretty partial to Witness-Harrison Ford. Watch that man raising a barn gave me all the lady boners...

I loved him as a kid, too, actually, but as soon as I realized how fucking whiny he was, that shit dried right up.

I’m a hetero male and I’d fuck Han Solo.

That’s why they aren’t supposed to marry, it’s like those MGTOW guys. http://www.vice.com/read/inside-the-global-collective-of-straight-male-separatists

And, in the interest of equal time, Carrie Fisher in the metal bikini days? Oh yez

Harrison Ford any day of the week. Especially Star Wars/Raiders of the Lost Ark Harrison Ford. (My 10-year-old self upon seeing ROTLA: “Holy shit, Han Solo can read!!”)

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

Seth Rogen < Harrison Ford

There’s no way I wouldn’t fuck Han Solo.

I’d still fuck him now, even if he’s old and grumpy. Star Wars era Ford? I wouldn’t even think twice about the fact that he was married. And any woman who says she would is a liar.

No one ever wants to fuck poor Luke.

hnnng yes glasses Indy is peak Indy

Yeah Harrison Ford is one of the reasons I’m sure I’m bi and not a lesbian.

True story: