She was primarily a writer on SNL not a performer. She only got in front of the camera because of Weekend Update. She later did some sketches but that was never her primary thing.

Did you like 30 Rock? Because I LOVE it and I really like Tina Fey, but she's never been in a movie that I actually liked.

I just watched that twice in a row. I lost it when she said “a black president! And a black wife!” And MO said “that’s me!” So sweet and heartfelt and i am in such a good mood now!

I’m 6 weeks pregnant and so far the main symptom is tearing up at the drop of a hat. I held out till “a black president” and then LOST IT. Sobbing.

I think Matt Leblanc pulls off the silver fox thing well. Schwimmer was never really that attractive (though I thought so in the 90s, too?), and, then there’s poor, poor Matthew Perry. He was so cute! Then so not cute! And then we find out he was cute partially because he was addicted to cocaine!

Tony Abbott is worse than koala chlamydia.

They tend to have that devil may care attitude...

Look at this though...

As someone approaching my 30s FAST...

What about women who are young 20's who have dark circles under there eyes because of genetics? Wait, those women don’t exist.

I get misty. Then I get a little jealous (because my father was a garbage father and is a garbage person). Then I get happy again because my husband is an excellent father and my kids are so happy to spend time with him.

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

Chickens are terrible bullies. They will go after the lowest status individual, pecking them until they are featherless on their backs. The pecking order is a real thing.

Well, eventually they figured it out.

If you’re Miss 2019 on her staff, how bad are you feeling right about now?

How does one pull off a Martha Stewart Wedding with a short engagement? Her poor staffer must feel so.much.pressure.

Totally. My son had some weird formula after I stopped pumping— it was free of everything, like some sort of hypo-allergenic stuff because of his silent reflux (ask me about what a good time his first few months were!). And now there’s organic. Almond milk says right on the label not to be used as infant food or…

After 6 months you can start feeding them anything that isn’t crazy hard. There is a new theory about food for babies, which I actually really like, where you feed them chunks of actual food (so slices of avocado, or oranges with the membrane off, pieces of apple with no skin, beans, etc) rather than baby food so that…

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!