I’m sorry that I can’t find the gif of just Conrad shouting, but...

I see your point, and generally don't relish times I've been either the flaker or the flakee. However, I still voted for canceling plans at the last minute, more because I thought of the delightful feeling of just in the knick of time deciding not to go to a thing that was kind of optional and none of my friends are…

You deserve all the hugs. I feel for you, girl, I really do.

So glad you got the fuzzball back.

Love these so much, but compared to the others, they don't last me very long at all. It's frequently just not worth the price tag to me.

Love these so much, but compared to the others, they don't last me very long at all. It's frequently just not worth…

I buy a bag of Skittles and then eat them the way I used to when I was a kid. It's a very involved process:

Nope. Definitely not alone in this. A whole pizza is what I'm having for lunch today.

This is my favorite because it's so delightfully odd and charming. Also because it's never even remotely occurred to me, and yet there are all these "I do that too!"s. Y'all are awesome. It also makes me feeling like I'm neglecting my cats by failing to sing songs about them.

It may be cheaper, but my doc and I lost a fight with my insurance company. Doc prescribed me 4 packs of 21 active pills every 3 months, "triple-cycling," she called it, to help with my menstrual migraines. I skip the placebo pills in each pack and skip right on to the next active pill. It worked wonderfully. I…

East Coasters (okay, Maine, at least) are also really into their potatoes on pizza. One of our local places does a mashed potato, green onion, and bacon pizza. It sounds stupid, but is surprisingly delicious. Granted the "mashed" potatoes aren't very well mashed—more like what you'd get if you put some butter on a…

I'm pretty on board with most of this list, especially in that anchovies are the best food I discovered after I turned 20, and why would you ruin both perfectly good pineapple and perfectly good pizza by combining the two? I mean, really.

I adored Drive, but now I have a stupid question: How was it supposed to be "an homage to Pretty Woman"? I get there's an 80s LA connection but...

After skimming the original article, I can't roll my eyes hard enough to express my exasperation, so I'm gonna let Chloe help me out.

Please tell me there was club sauce involved.

Deeefinitely a belt buckle.

This is what has some people in my state pushing for ranked voting, where you get to put down a first, second, and third choice, instead of just one. I've never heard my neighbors say a single nice thing about governor Paul LePage who just got reelected in Maine, but because there were two viable opposing candidates—a…

So we were watching The Matrix last night, and you know that part where Keanu Reeves is all like...

High school was really really bad for me, and I had it easier than some other kids I knew. I went to a very small school (graduating class of ~50), in a small town, where you're stuck with the same kids year in and year out. 10 years later, I still tense up if I hear a group of teenage girls laughing.

Aaaaand here's another reason I only go with whatever toothpaste my dentist recommends (the other one is that my teeth suck). I'm lucky enough to be able to go to a dentist fairly regularly and get the prescription toothpaste.

So are we not having those helpful little numbers below the images that indicate when there are comments about a specific picture anymore? Because if that's so, I'm not happy, and I miss them.