Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

But that would be the smart thing to do and nobody wants to do the smart thing.

The scummiest people in the universe are in the towing game.

You have to look at your camera for it to be effective.

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

Randers must have hit it big with a Burger King sugar daddy 

This also works.

EZ PZ

Already done:

what are the odds Trump knows Ali is dead?

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.

This was great. I hope he continues doing this all year, and I hope the production quality on his signs gets better. I’m talking visceral pictures. Put the truth in people’s face, Emmett Till style.

You always knew, even if you didn’t know you knew, that at some point the Prius would become ubiquitous enough that people would stop thinking of them as the go-to economy choice, and start doing weird things with them just because they had a spare one lying around.

“A Prius (Prius!!!) makes a good crawler—who’d have ever expected that?”

This is good Jalopnik.

Of course it won’t. It’s a looping gif.

So, presumed conservative - tell me more about how you value states’ rights.

Go be the 6th biggest economy in the world. You can then throw your weight around.

Seriously. Do the Republicans want less poors? Because sex ed and free birth control mean less poors.