1) That’s almost a double front flip...kind of.

Did...you read the paragraph directly above that one?

Some guy is justifying his $85,000/yr paycheck. Rubber stamping any/all camera violations in his inbox, and letting the court magistrates and public sort it out later.

Yep.

The twin-supercharged V12 Ferrari exploded? How unusual.

Furthermore, Cheeseburger should be able to drive the car.

British law spells out that four-wheeled cars must have four tires.

That guy was all like. Halt! Hammerzeit!

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

I’m not even sure Countaches are track worthy.

Thankfully, it doubles as a sex toy.

Obligatory.

When reached for comment, Mr. Jones had this to say:

Hey did you read Terry’s comment yet? I know it’s only been up for 15 or so minutes, but just want to make sure!

I really admire you folks who wade into that shit infested section of the internet.

Look at their car. Are there blemishes? Not necessarily a sign that someone is a bad driver, but I always give them more space. Either they dinged it while parking, someone else dinged it because they carelessly parked next to someone who doesn’t care about their car, or they’ve been in a fender bender, or and the…

Oh, so you did it the right way.

Giving tree has zero fucks left to give.