We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

...Do you actually how to count, Nathan?

ikr? Maybe get someone who can actually sell all the lies. Sean must have a conscience because he always seems like he’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Wanna start a pool on when he’ll be fired? I’m going to give it 2 more weeks. Holy moly he’s bad at this whole “communication” thing.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

I would have assumed it was already illegal to wildly discharge a weapon in a residential area, but you know what they say about assuming....

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

OH MY GAWD, THIS WAS A FUN DISCUSSION UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!!!

As awesome as the car’s acceleration aside it also points out the key factor of being aware of your surroundings while driving, including what’s behind you.

I heard one person say, “there’s just so much more racial division with Obama than ever before.” Which from that line of reasoning, not only did Obama cause racial division, but, now that Trump is in charge, all those unhappy black and brown people are going to “go back” to enjoying life and getting along with…

I’ve asked most of my Trump supporting friends - what ISN’T great about America, and they can only say Obama and have no other reasoning behind it.

I was in awe of McKinnon’s performance. When I thought she couldn’t be more talented, she goes and pulls this one off. <3

I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.

“You kind of want your horse to be sinking, as if it were quicksand,” Fivexual explained.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.