bottles? all the wine I get comes in a box.

bottles? all the wine I get comes in a box.

you’re right, and my opinion is: you are indeed an asshole

same could be said for you. what have YOU done for nature lately? (hint: kinja commenting doesn’t count)

“It is possible to hate various animal species and dream of their mass eradication without being an asshole”

“I’m not Satan”

‘In a statement, FSU president John Thrasher said, “Although we regret we will never be able to tell our full story in court, it is apparent that a trial many months from now would have left FSU fighting over the past rather than looking toward its very bright future.”’

when I see someone say“dontcha know” I IMMEDIATELY imagine Amanda Plummer in Fargo saying it, Dontcha know

exactly right. Like for arguments sake, let’s see what happens if you induce labor at 6 weeks. still think it’s viable now?

Republicans, take note: this is not how this is supposed to work

“I just don’t understand what that means,” Clinton responded

dayummm, he’s pretty light on his toes for a 74 year old.

Can you guess where this Jeep Cherokee was spotted with a large, apparently real, shark corpse strapped to its front bumper? You get one hint: it’s not Florida.

hmm, one would think that “GAME ON, BRING IT!!!” would not be a good response to being served with a multi-million dollar lawsuit that may bankrupt the very group you’re the head of... but I’m no lawyer, I just have common sense, and occasionally, sometimes, I use it. this was one of those times.

all I have to say is, if I have to hear John Madden announce a single match of Counter Strike/Starcraft/LoL/Dota, I’m gonna murder someone. (likely John Madden)

America: welcome to “fair use in satire/parody/criticism”. the end.

well, you could argue they’ve been screwing up long before Kojima left. That was just a nail in the coffin.

North Korea finally gets FIOS installed.

as a guitarist/musician, this looks like

“never be allowed on television again.”*