Note to republicans: this is what happens when people don’t have proper sex education classes in school. You get idiots having kids that think controlling a 3,000 lb death machine while a succubus child suckles from your teat is perfectly fine. And you wanna let this bitch own a gun too?!

and when you’re just at a shitty job you don’t really care about, this response is perfectly acceptable:

if anything, I think Borderlands/Borderlands 2 set the bar pretty damn high for dlcs. The dlcs in both those games were almost always amazing, and usually better/funnier/more enjoyable than the base games.

This just about perfectly sums up these nut jobs:

from the county clerks website ITSELF: (I made a few changes took a few religious liberties that more accurately portrays the ACTUAL duties of the county clerks office)

bonus points for I76 plug. NEVER GET OUTTA THE CAR!

I have a whole office room full of people staring at me right now because of how audibly hard I just laughed when I saw that picture.

Oooo. Is that the new Honda Shelby Viper Z-28 Spyder GT-R?

oh my, well there goes my weekend life.

here’s an experiment for you to try to get an idea of why this is so dangerous. get in your car, speed up to 150-200 mph, then attempt to pull off a perfect parallel parking job at that speed. sound dangerous yet? just wait... ok, now try the same maneuver, this time, with someone shining a blinding fucking laser in…

Or you could try, I dunno, not being a complete douchebag, and NOT sexually harass women. Maybe give that a spin, instead of blaming women for “wearing clothes”

edit:: nevermind, it’s fixed now.

edit:: nevermind, it’s fixed now.

“Amazon’s currently is offering some great discounts on a variety of popular gaming accessories from Logitech”

“Amazon’s currently is offering some great discounts on a variety of popular gaming accessories from Logitech”

On its own, the shooting in Fallout 3 is honestly pretty bad. It doesn’t feel good, or even that accurate.

“Rose happens to be friends with LOOK JUST FUCKING LIKE Justin Bieber”

this is EXACTLY what beta tests are for. I know coming from steam “beta” just means “early access” so, I can see why you might be confused.

I had a ‘95 Grand Cherokee with 300k miles on it before an electrical issue killed it (the motor and 4wd were still in perfect working order though)