There’s a lesson here about our constant need for the next shiny new thing. Especially for us car enthusiasts.

RIP

It was a SLIP KNOT for a garage door handle. A knot tied to be a loop so that a human can put their fingers in it. Next, your gonna say that all those Texans who wrangle cattle are mobile noose twirlers? 

Correct. Its just “hammer NASCAR for being “racist” because that the fucking thing thats always been done...and when you realize that its not racist....well you just silently fade into the bushes because your job of convincing other dumbasses that NASCAR is racist was complete. The actual truth is completely…

My buddies and I have a Comanche that we’ve swapped a Chevy v8 into. You better believe there will be a couple bowties on that thing once we’re done.

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ..... pretty good.

Agreed. I still think they should have called it the Ford Probe though. 

Mustang name aside, this is not an attractive car.

Oh look, the new Ford Bronco.

Jeep Cheronco?

No.

Rude. I am actually excellent at walking while chewing gum.

Bradley, you and other writers here have made the same case. Pedestrian deaths are up (they are, at a 30 year high). SUV and Pickup sales are up (they are). SUV’s and Pickups will do more damage to the human body when an impact occurs (it will). Ergo, SUV’s and Pickups are causing the increase in pedestrian deaths.

Feudal attempt to improve the reliability.

Thats just David Tracy trying to hide one of his Jeeps. 

V8 swap?

As with all articles on anything good that Amazon/Bezos does, a well-worn Gizmodo template is followed:

A $2 Billion fund for low and zero carbon technology isn’t good enough?

Gizmodo disliking something Amazon does?  Whodathunkit?

I’ll be honest with you, it is frankly embarrassing that it took until recent events for our publications to acknowledge the day the last slaves were finally freed in America, but here we are.