I gotta say, I’m trying to think of a Marisa Tomei performance where I didn’t find her to be a national treasure, and I’m drawing a blank.

To be fair, it’s kinda hard to schedule anything in this country that didn’t happen on the day of some injustice to POC...

Look, we all get it, and are just as disgusted as you are.  But can we please leave Trump out of Jalopnik?  Save it for Gizmodo.

Is he arriving in a new Bronco? Or is this just a convenient segue?

I don’t see the similarities, the kids in the movie actually made it into space.

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As long as they don’t try to recreate the chase with a white one. That actually does seem like a terrible idea.

I hit the star on this and saw that it pushed it to 70. Revoking my one star so this comment can enjoy the well deserved 69 it earned.

Well it's interesting how the entire message changes when you have all the info.  

Sigh..the full biden quote:

No license, no taxes, just like tobacco is smuggled into NYC.

Fun facts about the Detroit River (I bartended a tour boat there):

He should have sent it with the Swayze Express 

Is that who Trump keeps fighting with?

So that’s where all the auto jobs went.

I think Huron to something

Given the usual MO of the program, this means the other two hosts succeeded in smuggling drugs in from Canada. This guy’s the failure. 

In Detroit, it’d still be a southern wall.

Just great! How much is a wall across our northern border gonna cost Canada me?