No, it would be the same. But that’s a fine looking straw man you have there. Maybe put it out in your corn field to scare off the crows.

That specific lady in the picture was on camera in the crowd every single day. I have no idea if the camera people picked specific delegates or what, but there was her and there was a guy who looked like an inbred Kenny Rogers and a couple of others and they were always on camera. What was up with that?

I always thought hell was a myth. Then the 2016 RNC happened and I have been proven wrong.

Trump’s military policy is totally incoherent. He criticizes Obama and Clinton for intervention, but also says that we need to expand the military and attack ISIS more.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

You literally don’t know how the electoral college works. There are only a few swing states. Go bother people in those states if you’re so worried.

Top 2 trends on Facebook:

I’ll be voting for Hilary because I’m a coward whose principles get thrown into the river the moment The Fear from thinking of a Trump Presidency kicks in. But she’s a terrible candidate. Just putrid. And you shouldn’t blame the people pointing that out.

I don’t need to do shit. I’m in a blue state and can vote for whomever the fuck I please. Or I can just not vote at all since the options are shit.

I love the it best when people are shocked that the Republican party has coalesced around Trump, just cuz, then their argument for Hillary is: just cuz.

I mean, I don’t disagree with you at all but I *am* curious—Did this get enough “likes” this time, the second time you posted the same thing verbatim in the course of a couple of hours, or are you gonna bust it out once more tomorrow on Deadspin?

Yea keep using stupid names like Bernie Bro. It has worked out so well.

So, is your argument that the Left isn’t motivated by Hillary, or that Trump is better at motivating than Hillary? Because if you’re saying that Hillary can’t win without “Bernie Bros,” then maybe you should stop yelling at them and calling them “Bernie Bros.”

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

No way am I going to vote for Jesus. That’s a Spanish name, not an American name.

Are Mexicans the only thing Alex jones doesn’t fear? Or is he willing to brave their restaurants for their delicious chimichangas?

This convention has been easily ten times the unmitigated dumpster fire I could have ever wildly imagined. I’m watching it all like this:

Honestly. Since when does declaring war and telling someone (the President no less) to “watch out” not constitute a threat of violence?

And then this douche gives the limp, half-hearted apology that he wasn’t calling for violence. It basically amounted to “Don’t arrest me, because despite the fact that my first tweet was obviously calling for violence, I really wasn’t. Mmmmk?”

Then by all means, blow them all up and survive. It’s important to remember that the Glory Kills are entirely optional. They are this game’s pleasant alternative to the overdone healing system; there’s absolutely no flow lost, given that other games require us to squat behind boxes or behind a wall to wait for our…