I assure you, if I could issue orders to my people, “try to read with an open mind” would be way up the list.

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

Greg, I love your work. I don’t always agree with all of it, but I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind. Your work is always intriguing and thought-provoking without…

“Use the system. Use the system. Use the system.”

He was cautioned for trespassing — but not arrested — when he showed up at Monica’s house again on June 19.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

“I recognize that thing on screen from something else I saw when I was younger. Ha ha! This is great writing!”

Oh, ok, Sweet Sweetback. I didn’t know BET was a 24 hour running Blaxploitation movie.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

THIS!? Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.

“I’m still not exactly sure why Joe Theismann is ever invited on TV” FULL FUCKING STOP.

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

BUT SHE DIED WITHOUT TOXINS IN HER BODY OKAY!

Hmm, yes, why bother reviewing something you have an opinion about?

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

Right. As Margaret Atwood says, Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder us.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

9 times out of 10 it’s straight white men who complain about political correctness. They hate that they live in a world where they can no longer make disparaging comments about people that are not like them without repercussion. They want the freedom to disrespect others but of course we have to respect them because…

...god damn it.