Walker, Ex's Anger.

I can't wait until he finds out angry old men get zero atention from nubile young girls unless they're rich...

Forget it, he's full of MRA evopsych bullshit. There's nothing you can do. He'll figure it out in about 20 years.

No. Evopsych is bullshit. Which evolutionary biologists would be happy to tell you any day of the week. Bye, Felipe.

Oh, shove your evobullshit up your ass.

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

I actually made a burner for this one because it's pretty identifiable.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

The NFL, outside of the actual games on the field, is fast working itself into a much glossier version of pro wrestling, where the actual content doesn't matter as much as the image. Concussion awareness/treatment, the abuse of women, drug/alcohol use, fascination with violence and weapons....the NFL cares no more…

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

*swipes right*

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

Those are actually monkeys.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Orgasm balls is my new fantasy team name

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Here's a Vine.

GIF of the Triplette flag throw please