"Progressive YouTubers." There's a term you don't see every day. Well, outside of self-sufficient potato growers open to the latest root technology, anyway.

Look Rog, I know you're pissed about South Park last night, but give it up.

I can't explain it because I don't think it is. I think it's total bullshit. I am as sickened by their tactics as you are. But I don't think that using a loophole in their stupid Twitter bot to tell American Airlines a plane is going to blow up is a good way to ensure reproductive rights for women in this country.

I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.

The university sent me an email AN HOUR AGO asking me to "continue to invest in UChicago undergraduates."

could rise to a disciplinary issue.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Does anyone know how one goes about submitting scripts or becoming a script writer for these kinds of shows? I am serious, I will quit my job and write better crap than this. For instance this sequence, not only could I make this more exciting, but more believable.
Assuming you need to download something from a plane…

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"

It's a bit generous to call a Dunkin' Donuts a donut shop, isn't it?

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…

So, orgasm sound in a rain storm i'm shampooing in, but it's in the desert so, scenery?

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

He's a "sugar daddy" if you don't marry him. If you marry him, he's a "good catch."

What an absolutely cynical way to look at it. It's rather depressing that you're also almost certainly absolutely correct.

I've been a Redskins fan my whole life, but have lived around Philly for most of it. Dan Snyder has made me seriously consider dropping the Redskins for the Eagles at least 20 times. He's the worst owner in the history of the four major sports; its not even close.

Your insistence that she is screaming "fuck your mouth" would give Dr. Freud serious indigestion. And an erection.

The contrast between the two singers shows us how much difference high-end gear can make. In this case, the Beyta 87 is obviously better than the SMDH-58.