Is it weird that I really want to tell someone to reduce their temperature by one speedometer now?

It's still misused. The "decimal" on a studio CD player is called that because it displays beats-per-minute (drum-track tempo) in "decimal" form (i.e., numbers with a . . . decimal . . . point). BPM is not a measure of pitch directly. Changing the BPM without doing any processing on the sound does change the pitch…

they be half-steppin'.

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.

It makes no sense to compare what Brooks did with the people profiled in Weingarten's excellent piece. They are completely different scenarios, and it undercuts your argument to put them in the same league. Regardless, I have no problem whatsoever with what Brooks did. You don't need to "tell everyone it's totally OK…

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

It's worth noting here that this is just further proof that nobody EVER thinks they're actually a racist. Even in the middle of this giant crazy racist rant Sterling still makes time to be faux-offended at the suggestion that he's a racist.

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I am old and out of touch, but it's hard for me to take "throws up gang signs in photos" as serious evidence when stuff like this exists.

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.