Or sell off, even.

Fuck Dearborn, Michigan while you’re at it.

Advocate for public funding of childcare, but no one wants your screaming infant in their workplace.

I always imagined what eating one of those was like; there was practically no resistance when he would bite down because nearly everything in the burger would be so soft. I would imagine the soggy pink stain that the patty must have left on each un-grilled bun. I think this guy must have had a death wish.

Oh, man, I totally get it. My partner is the same way. I remember one time I got an erection without her permission and she was so angry and offended. I tried to explain that sometimes I just wake up that way and it’s not even a sexual thing, but she argued that it meant I must not be satisfied with her and was…

Dude, that’s a whole lotta drunk white kids.

Maybe I’m just freaky, but the idea of walking in on my partner getting off on porn is phenomenally hot.

Tastelessness aside, this move makes no sense if you’re not going to charge admission to the guests who do show up as well. At some point you decide whether you’re inviting guests or selling tickets to an event.

You didn’t even try to dig deeper? Did you reach out to Boeing to get their side of the story?

There are a lot of other players who did nothing wrong.

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One-Minute Time Machine is a short film directed by Devon Avery. It’s a story about a guy trying to get a girl with the assistance of his one-minute time machine box.

I know, right? You should be able to violate somebody’s civil rights for much less money than that.

Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?

#ProudAmerican

“...it’s clear the newer 810 processor is outperformed by its younger 805 cousin...”

Proponents of cryptocurrency claim that one of its chief virtues is the potential to form a financial system that isn’t ultimately reliant upon violence and coercion... as if a system without recourse against fraud and deception is one without inherent violence.

This art series is nothing short of brilliant.

The good news is that the lone woman standing before you did not lost all her money.

Yes, this country has really become a nation of wusses. Why, back in my day, when your water bill called you an asshole you just took it like a man and paid on time without complaining.