while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

Sino wave generator.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

The tour is NEVER ever like this.  The breakaway survives maybe once a tour.  This year there have effectively been 3 or 4.  A non-sprinter has won sprint stages with a sprint finish more than once.  Hilly stages have produced actual attacks as well.  The tour is never ever like this.  Enjoy it we may never see one…

If you told me that an athlete was going to get humiliatingly pwned by Kepler, I would have guessed Kyrie Irving.

The draymond green story is how every team in the NBA passed on drafting him and he has now destroyed the league and won 3 rings. The drake story is how a Disney child actor deluded himself into thinking he’s a gangsta rapper.

By the end of a paragraph penned by this guy (and by “this guy,” I mean only to refer, in the most neutrally descriptive way, to this guy–meaning Ray Ratto, the author of this post–and not in the way that your buddy uses it when he mockingly points at you and says “this guy amirite”), having fought my way through the…

Announcer: SANTA MARIA!!!

Fascinating.

I think you meant “forcibly.”

1) Pulev dragged his own ass into the sewer

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Would’ve thought that a Monk would’ve been able to draw a bede on rules requiring a bit more discipline.

Christ, “infotainment” systems just need to die. I’ve never heard anyone with half-a-lick of sense ever praise them other than the occasional “Well, the media functions on my steering wheel are adequate.”

This is some super revisionist history. multitouch input wasn’t even a thing back then even with the iPhone. the G1 was 1000% as aesthetically normal as a blackberry, alayed peoples reservations of a touchscreen only input found in the iphone. And that trackball was necessary because precise finger input was still…

This list in infinitely better than Drew’s. He joked he’s an 8 year-old inside, but my son is about that and *still* wouldn’t have come up with a list as shitty as Drew’s. It’s the only thing I’ve seen Drew write that is dumber than his opinions on actual policies.

Of all the “non-sports” that are sports, this is my favorite.

Same Chicken Little bullshit as when the Town Criers were supplanted by newspapers. Magary, you are just getting old.