It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

And moving to a new country, where English isn’t your first language. Yeah, I think the kid deserved a pass last year.

I’m from Chicago, and lived there during the Jordan years, and have seen His Airness play in person. That said, IMO Lebron’s the GOAT.

More like Pooperintendent amirite

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.

As a mostly straight woman I always thought the idea of “the one” was ridiculous. It just doesn’t make any sense if you think about it. Finding that one person you were meant to be with would be so statistically improbable that almost no one would ever find his or her “one”. There must be at least one or two dozen…

We were out to dinner with my father in-law. He told the waitress his order, then pointed at my 12 year old son and said “and he’ll have a shit sandwich”.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

consuming popular media requires one become comfortable with creators and commentary treating our general outlook with a bit of contempt.

Here’s a cool story which buttresses your point and has a baseball twist...

Nothing freaks Latinos out quite like them seeing an uber-gringo like me start dropping fluent Spanish... but they’re also somewhere between impressed and grateful. I work in multiple hospitals, both suburban and inner city. I learned Spanish on the job and I am a 6’2” ginger. Like McLouth, I talk like a Carribean…

Oh no, not at all. A mission is a very strong social expectation for young men, and increasingly for young women as well.

+3 wise men

I had a coworker in college who was Chinese-Brazilian—he was from one of the southern states, I wanna say Santa Catarina—but spoke perfect anchorman California English. It was wild.

It’s weird to realize that a lot of companies put call centers in Utah because they have easy access to so many people who speak foreign languages (either from missions or getting married to missionaries and coming to the US).

I can’t speak for Mr. Pooh, but I, too, served a Mormon mission and am a reader/occasional commenter. I’m still a practicing Mormon, although I would classify myself as a bit unorthodox, and I have absolutely no problem with agnosticism or atheism, and even where religiosity is treated as if it were a weakness or…

This is insane. The whole time I was watching this video it reminded me of a co worker who is Mormon and speaks fluent Spanish after his mission in Puerto Rico. It is definitely shocking to see a 350 pound ginger from the hills of North Carolina speak Spanish so fluently.

Right? He’s downright great...My dad is fluent in Spanish (Italian American) after 4 years in Guadalajara. He speaks a very colloquial, Mexican “dialect” totally natural and smooth, this is just as good.

Enough with this horseshit liberal agenda like “Learning another language.”

I suppose you want to take my baby’s gun away too.