I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

The only thing that Tonsillitis Laryngitis has given the world is an opportunity to practice their best dunks.

I’ll take it a step further: if a partner  is squeamish about having period sex with me, he can say goodbye to any opportunity to have sex with me, period. 

Just like that nasty Takeshi 69 dude, Jezebel is the only reason I’ve ever heard of any of these people, and the writers are always, ironically, telling me that these are awful people whom no one should be paying attention to.

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…

“I was scrutinized a lot of my life because so many people took photos of me sneezing (snorting coke), looked like I was crying (snorting coke).”

This is why I am not a politician. I have ideas like hers, but a mouth like a sailor. Or trucker. Sailor-trucker.

And when people talk about Kelly’s behavior in terms like “filthiness” or “trashiness,” all it really does is support the false idea that he’s just a guy with weird sexual preferences and fetishes and not, according to multiple allegations, a sexual predator who pursues underaged girls.

Nothing wrong with divorcing an abusive spouse. Bring on the breakdown.

I’m still skeptical of this whole Kate and Meghan issue. I feel like its just the media making a big to-do about nothing. I think they are all laughing in their castle at all this horse-shit the media comes up with.

Counter-opinion: turtlenecks/sweaters > all other garments, coziness cannot exist in summer, snow is deeply charming, baths too belong in cold-weather-time, i.e., winter is The Best

Yeah, she’s been through a lot, even for a celebrity. 

Yeah, I don’t know about gossiping about a COMPLETELY anonymous person is appalling.

Or just, eat a weed brownie? Pot basically cures any hangover I have. 

“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good” is perhaps more applicable here than anywhere else. Not voting for anyone but the perfect Democratic candidate will get you Donald Trump 2.0, period.

Everyone has a right to run, but I sincerely hope neither of those two makes it out of the primary - there are numerous Democrats I can think of who are younger and would fare better against Donald Trump, and preventing a second term of this monster is very much a life and death issue for the survival of the United…

Yeah, like... are we just gonna pretend that Snoop Dogg doesn’t have stronger, better weed than the average joe? #factsoflife?

In the end, it honestly doesn’t matter who is the Democratic nominee. YOU MUST VOTE FOR THAT PERSON!!!!1111

You know what, musicians do have different weed. And yes, Jennifer Lawrence can get any kind she wants, but one of the great things about weed is the community it brings together when a joint comes out at a party. I took one hit from a musician a couple of months ago and felt like I was on a rocket to the moon the…