I have absolutely no idea how Scientology isn’t illegal. Mind you, I have no idea how the Catholic Church gets away with covering up child sex abuse either, so there you go. Religion. Or at least, religion with a lot of rich white followers.

I’m tempted to get a degree in embryology (a class I failed in high school) so I can move to wherever Sophia’s embryos are stored, get a job there, and accidentally trip over the freezer plug, pulling it out of the wall. Or maybe someone can stage a heist like in that SVU episode where the crazy christian lady has the…

Yeah wtf?

Kristen’s half blonde/half not hair is “too young” for her at age 28? 

“We were doing there work.”

“That’s nice, baby, I DO judge people on their politics, because it tells me what you value and how you view your fellow humans. If you’re OK with the braying rapist in the white house, if you’re OK with the Party of Forced Birth, you’re not a person I want to even come near. NEXT!!”

I agree with her that the song is a goddamn delight!

Because the context of the song has changed with the times.

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

I gotta say, these accusations seem flimsy at best. The assault one seems odd, and sure, investigate it. But with the other two, it sounds like all parties involved are telling the truth. It’s just that accidentally putting your hand in a weird place for a photo is... Well, it can happen pretty easily. And a casual…

Cheaper jeans definitely outlast designer jeans. I still buy the designer ones though bc they look so much better on my butt and are so, so soft. A good pair can feel like sweatpants and let’s be honest, that comfort is what I’m paying for. You don’t get that with Levi’s or Old Navy.

Bullshit. Not wanting to reply to EVERY twitter @ is not “dodging question.” Twitter is not a journalism site. I call bullshit on these accusations. #MeToo should not be just about believing at face value every accusation.

I don't see how it's unfeminist to point out how unfuckable a bitch is. 

She looks like a deranged La Toya Jackson in that top photo. It’s probably the bejeweled cap.

With all the respect.... You’re an idiot. This the largest and deadliest in CA history.

Then you take your dog back out to the car, change his collar and ID tag and repeat the process.

In a large population center with a healthy, diverse economy and a vibrant multicultural society, like California, republican/fascist politics are the dead end they should be.

its about time they learned.

Oh how I wish I had that kind of disposable income to afford La Mer. I wouldn’t buy La Mer, it would just be nice to have the money.

Vitamin-C you in court.