hey dumbass, Mulaney is one of the biggest and most popular american comedians working the circuit today. try again. fuck off.

Boston? In late fall/winter?

Brace yourselves, here comes the “WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ!” brigade.

Yes. But I think she should be given a break there. It was Robin Thicke’s rapey song, not hers. And she can get naked if she wants to. I also think young women (she was maybe 18 in that video) often have to take “shitty” work to break into the business.

What you should do is start talking to your other friends about how cheap she is behind her back. Really build up some animosity. Then if you ever go out together again, ask for split checks, but only 2 of them. One for the table and one for her. And if you’re in line for coffee tell Claire and Alice to go ahead and…

Kim and Kanye seem to have some modern version of a marriage of convenience. He loves her because she has a record followers on social media (he even put it in his wedding vows if I’m not mistaken) and because he has a doll to dress up. She maybe wanted some hiphop street cred...? They live apart a good deal of the…

I fucking hate him.

To be clear, NO ONE should be defining what happened to Ariana except Ariana. Catastrophizing hurts victims, yo. SHE says it’s accidental, she said it to the police and declined to make a report. and if that’s where she wants to be with it, let her be there. Let her tell her story. And if she changes her mind later,…

Tom Perez and the rest of the old guard Democrats need to step the fuck aside.

Additionally, I never realized she had a boob job until this picture.  Not doing either of them any favors in the chestal regions.

Because a large portion of the voting populous is just as, if not more, stupid. And fucking dumb as he may be, and as much as I hate him, he’s been a somewhat successful con-man, targeting specifically those same people, over the last number of decades.

Whenever I see him with this expression on his face, which is a lot, I always have the exact same thought: How could a person who is this fucking stupid have possibly become President of the United States?

I always hover over the link so I can see what the headline is at the bottom of my browser.

Bethenny is insufferable. Andy is wrong (and desperately clinging to his wrongness). And Carol is my kuhweeeeeeen.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

does Trump know that? I’m surprised he hasn’t issued an Executive Order reversing it.  

FUCK YES!

Remember, it’s all projection. Conservatives project, project, project.

It’s a boy dog. Dogs are boys, cats are girls. It’s science.