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Nothing good happens after 9:30.

My reply would be “You shouldn’t have fucked him”

Move to SoCal, we never let go of it.

Rep Diane Black, one of Trump’s most fervent supporters from the beginning, lost her bid for Governor of Tennessee lastnight!!! I am FILLED WITH GLEE. She was a pretty prominent politician and had a definite future in House leadership, but she abandoned her seat in order to make this run. And she fucking failed. And I

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

But both kids are black...

IT’S NOT BLACKFACE. Blackface is something used to mock. This kid will never be seen on the screen. This is a perfectly normal case where the stand-in needed make-up to match the actor’s skin tone. Look people, proper stage lighting is different for light and dark skin. That’s not racism, that’s just physics. And

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.

Londoners are dumb. These ads are wonderful.

I think the problem most people have is now that Jim “I Only Watch” Jordan is being accused of  handing out molesting passes at Ohio State like it was going out of style she’s said absolute fucking ZERO about it.

I mean, I knew my dad was an engineer and I was really confused as to why we never went to see his train until I was 6 or so.

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

I believe you, but once in college I had to explain to a friend that porn was people actually having sex with one another, not just pretending, which she thought wasn’t how it worked, because, “That’s illegal!”

Brady and Gisele are all

Nikki Glaser killed it at the roast last night but then again, she always does. Love her!

Okay, it’s got to be the video quality and the lighting, because she looks absolutely terrible. I know she’s not aging well, but shit.

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

So I just found this pic, and it seems apt and is my new favorite.