Californians have moved to Nevada turning it blue. They need to do their part and move to Florida and Ohio.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

“I have received a number of inquiries relative to a note I wrote to Donald on Monday,” Belichick said. “Our friendship goes back many years, and I think anybody who’s spent more than five minutes with me knows I’m not a political person. My comments are not politically motivated — friendship and loyalty to…

Always thought I’d see fascism come to America in a cool way. Like Nazis from the moon descending to earth in giant swastika-shaped spaceships or maybe shock troops from Russia parachuting into my high school like the villains in Red Dawn.

The failure to close Gitmo, reform immigration, and (adequately) reform health care all fall on the Republican Congress that obstructed him for 6 years, openly rooting for him to fail so they could win the next election. And, thanks to the Democrats’ timeless stupidity and total lack of understanding of an average…

If he pulls this out of his decaying orange butthole I can see a term fraught with scandal after scandal, shooting after shooting, and climbing debt that will have even his supporters gathering and shouting at the gates of The “Gold” House. He is too much of a shitshow to carry this much further. At least we have…

Fuck all you third party assholes btw

I haven’t cried in years...I’m honestly on the verge of crying. My mom is calling and freaking out. My roommate has gone comatose. I don’t know what the fuck to do.

Figures that this fuckin’ dickwad prefers pepsi. This is what all pepsi fans look like.

You think that sounded coherent?

“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

With endorsements like these, how can Trump claim the system is rigged?

You are welcome but it isn’t anything to be thankful for. I’m more pissed off at what my party is like from the top down. This isn’t the first time I’ve said it on here but republicans have to drop the religious right.

My parents are at that rally and called to let us know they were okay. I think their definition of being okay, and mine are a wee little different. I’m so ashamed. 😭

He was just trying to warn Donald!

Funny that all the people who love guns run away and panic at the mention of a gun.