Who does that man hand belong to, Khloe?

This video is dumb as shit and obtuse. But offensive and warranting of outrage? Only for the professionally offended.

I know this is incredibly difficult for the writers at Jezebel (and many commenters) to understand, but, Beyoncé is just a woman who sings a couple catchy songs. That’s it. Just some woman with a good voice that none of us knows personally. Commence the gnashing of your teeth and screaming how wrong I am.

Great. Good to know Jez isn’t bothering to weed out the hacks. Thanks for your continued enlightened commentary. Please, regal us with another desperate attempt at a Trump zinger.

She was wearing her costume for the movie she is filming while dancing and mouthing the words to a popular song this is no different than what everyone does musically and dubsmash...this outrage is such a stretch

This Victoria’s Secret Angels outtake photo is one way to respond, but I don’t know if it’s quite right.

Next stop, this:

Why do people want to hug kids anyway?

Seriously, what a bunch of cunts.

If Jesus is real and capable of preventing criminals from killing you, why did he let them rob you?

In a row?

Long beach here! What what!

His current babysitter says the same thing

You’re literally incapable of placing the blame on Azealia, aren’t you? I realize that your objectivity goes out the window when a story involves a fellow black woman, but this is just pathetic, Kara.

Something like this happened to me when I was thirteen. I was groped in an elevator by the father of a classmate. I never told anyone except for a couple of friends when I was in college. I feel people will dismiss this woman’s account because “it’s not like he raped her,” or this does not “count as assault” or maybe…

Similarly, modifying one of my new favorite sayings: If I had Trump, Hitler and Bin Laden in a room, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Trump twice.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Hi, neighbor! I pass that every day on my commute downtown and finally got a pic of it the other day.