He really is the best quarter wack of all time

No way, café tropical!

It's the same reaction I give waiters when they tell me they only have Pepsi and not coke.

The night porter was a GREAT nazi romance

Dear god why didn't they ban tribal tattoos?! No one needs to see that shit. Ever.

Just wishful thinkin

Maybe cause it blends with the snow? Or mountains of cocaine.

Dude, relax. Take a midol, unbunch your panties. None of this will matter when the pats whoop your teams ass in the regular season. You've been crying all night about this. Go to bed.

You are my internet best friend

Your user name is one hell of a wheel of fortune before and after 👍🏼

We’re too busy counting rings to cry

Also, buzz words. They just throw all this shit out there and hope it sticks and forms a perception. ESPN is like Fox News in the sports world.

Sounds like she wanted to be the one doing the brainwashing. Ugh, poor kid

Ugh. I can smell the drakkar noir from here

Counterpoint: YES. because cute as fuck

Lol. Do your worst pats fans

Clearly the most outrageous part is the phone is at 10% battery. That's just bull shit

Ken Marino would NEVER dip his balls in that!

I mean, they're probably generally aware

I completely agree with you on that first point, it's totally up to him. I just would have nixed the bringing up other professions.