That's the dumbest argument I've ever heard. Football players aren't risking their lives to save or help others, it's pure entertainment. Fuckin Christ man, grow up

I'd be bitter too if I couldn't get laid

How bout you don't tell us what the fuck to do? Gfy

I mean clearly it's preventative, so others may stop and fucking think for a second before doing something wrong but if these stupid motherfuckers can't keep their hands and dicks to themselves then they don't deserve shit. Just wish their ladies could see the bigger picture. I know personally that it's tough tho :(

Julian edleman. ALL. FUCKING. DAY.

+infinity

So if gollum can pass all these stupid tests (belly button, collar bone, etc) he's the ideal woman, no?

Was just gonna ask, isn’t that that dummy Jordan van der somthin?

AN-Y-THING

I once mini golfed in a helmet Lang body con dress with black stilettos .... Oh you said PETTIEST? My bad.

His chances are probably better now

Sprinkle In some joy division shirts and that’s pretty much me in my early 20’s

And who let all these damn cats in here?!

Kennedy said yes but we all say no.

Watermelons bro, watermelons.

Plus the whole “fuck tom” in one of the texts

Psssh, ain’t no thing! I’m sure it’s rare ‘round these parts for a chick to jump in and trash talk about football but sometimes a girl just can't help herself

Is it? Is it AMAZING? Omg I'm a 14 year old Boston sports fan that is just SO upset over this I can't deal, WAAAAAAHHHH BUT WONT THEY THINK OF MAHKY MAHK?! ugh any normal person doesn't give a shit at the end of the day. Relax

Maybe they should give it to all the women who have been beaten or raped by some of their players

The photos you guys publish of this dick will never not make giggle out loud