he can beat my vagina any day.

how is one (the one the colts took out of the game) ball under inflated considered cheating again? I'm sorry your team (whomever it is you like) fucking sucks but get over it.

Fartspin

welp, I LOL'd. Fuck the rest of em!

It never ceases to amaze me how 90% of the Internet can't take a joke. 😜

-1. but then +2

-1, but then +2

burr's podcast is pretty awesome, and I know he's comin out with an animated series for Netflix soon but I need more!!

I'd love for bill burr to yell the news at me every night. "Those ISIS cunts, GFY!"

cast of thousands is still one of my fave albums ever, simply timeless.

yes to elbow!!❤️

he is my spirit party animal

Marshawn! Fucking autocorrect

i love Marshall so effing much and I'm a pats fan. He may be my favorite player now out of any team, ever.

(gavel drop)

lol you go ahead and do that, nobody cares

and now she's onto gronkowski

Keep telling yourself that, if that makes your loser team feel better, ALL GOOD

I got 2: PATRIOTS WIN

it's gettin real in the field!