As someone who is at 5 years with no family contact (because my family are the most miserable people I’ve ever met), I say good for him. You can’t choose your family, but you can choose who you allow in your life. If those choices mean he’s happy, then more power to him.

You’d prefer that elected officials just lie at will with no one pointing it out?

Waaaahhhhhh.

Always go incognito unless you are an NFL player looking for a mentor.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

You’re the worst

I’m going to rant, pointlessly, in the greys. Do you hate the system? Do you want to change things? Then get involved in local government. Hell, get involved with the party you most agree with, and change it. Don’t make a vague plan to vote for the perfect thing that will be just the best, once you come up with it.

Billy your opinions are so consistently wack that I have a hard time believing you work for a site I love so much. Remember that article you wrote about how athletes shouldn’t have opinions? That was the worst! And this is even worse than that! Does everyone at Deadspin hate you?

You’re that guy, got it.

gross

Does “I side with” have any of the following questions:

You missed the point so badly I just...I don’t know. I want to hug your parents and write them a cheque and tell them I’m sure they did their best, you know?

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

You seem like a sad little boy.

NOOOOOOO.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Rob Delaney is doing something similar, but from the left:

Ewwwww