Thanks, Emmitt.

Between this post and the Hope Solo one, I think we have all the evidence we need that Billy never needs to cover soccer again on here.

In your angry old American man rant where you admit to always fucking your posts up, you fucked up the image at the top and it's not displaying. If that's intentional, I love it. If it's unintentional, I love it even more.

Sergio Aguero scoring the title winner for Manchester City in the 95th minute to take it away from Manchester United in 2012.

You're wrong here. Goal line tech is instant. No stoppage required.

All. Night.

Boring HR person here. This is fun and teams have so far been good natured about it, but the NCAA is doing the same things a lot of workplaces are. Costume events are just asking for trouble. Wearing a horse mask is all well and good, but the moment a team does something offensive, the NCAA is screwed. Keep in mind,…