With regards to the botched snap, Aukerman added, “It’s a comedy. Bang-bang play.”

This list is almost smaller than Trump’s tiny, tiny hands.

The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

Also, the food workers really think the school should take out the bit about Professors having rights of Prima Nocta.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

I know someone who is very happy by this.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Thank you for participating.

This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.

This is the correct answer.

They ran an Arsenal story yesterday with the “false dawn” theme. Same could be said about Spurs. After letting first and then second slip away last year, there probably should be some sustained success for Spurs before you get believers in the media. Pochettino has them going in the right direction. The league, after…

No depth? You’re mad. They are two deep at almost every position and have no European football to deal with. They likely won’t win the league, but they have built a hell of a foundation for success for years to come in a short amount of time. They’ve also shown that they are not dependent on Coutinho (who still goes…

Did you actually read the article? Drapes isn’t saying that Liverpool is a lock for the title this year, but their chances are really good and their prospects for the future look just as promising.

Ahem, go fuck yourself.

The Magic Number is and will forever remain at 69

If that was true the party and its candidates wouldn’t be the fucking joke it is now.