Wait, 33-42 at home??? Up until this moment I didn’t realize that. Has a team every finished 15 games over on the road and below .500 at home? This is now a certainty to happen even if the Cards win out.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

Claims to have a soul. Claims he’d be OK with a Cardinals WS win. Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Autumn is great. It’s Winter that sucks. Don’t you put that on Autumn. It’s like getting mad at Sunday for being so close to Monday.

Uh, that’s not a goal kick.

That wasn’t a goal kick.

That’s not a goalkick billy you dumb fuck

Truther alert: This isn’t a goal kick
(sorry for being that guy, I suck, I know)

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

“Mario, has always torched lesser clubs”

Wow, I totally forgot Rose plays for the Knicks now.

Lies, racism, misogyny, and galling self-dealing are hardly a new phenomenon in American politics but we should still point out that they are bad.

But only at the minimum wage set by the state - that’s the part of HB2 that nobody mentions. I suspect, should the GOP retain majority after November, they’ll drop the anti-trans stuff but keep what they really care about: making sure the poors stay poor.

That would be a first, and extremely surprising considering North Carolina’s history.

You mean you thought they might ... steal the show.

Notre Dame is the answer. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish and their coach Brian Kelly.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

“Soccer” is an English abbreviation for “association football” as opposed to “rugby football,” or “rugger.” Until the 1970s, it was used pretty interchangeably in the UK with “football” until they decided it was too American, which, of course, it isn’t, since it’s an English term. Moral of the story is Englishmen are…