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Excellent work. 10/10 would read again.

What is this from? I can’t place it

I didn’t read it that way and I think it is definitely true for star-caliber players. You also have to keep in mind the influence of agents, who want their clients to make them as much money as possible. Not all of the players the agent represents are going to hit that big money second contract, but the more players

Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn’t hit a curveball?

The “event” model included Festival of the Lost, SRL, and Crimson Doubles and was canned when Bungie had the big administration shake-up. It was effectively a failure because players were begging Bungie for new content and events were not delivering. Hence the live-team switching from events to larger DLC-like content

When I was young enough to still believe in the tooth fairy, I told my mom to tell the tooth fairy that I didn’t want any money for my tooth, I wanted a holographic Charizard Pokemon Card. Not knowing what else to do, my dad bought a single pack from Target and they put it under my pillow that night. The next morning