I had an epic joke and it all got ruined but I know everyone saw this shit and was like

*angrily shakes fists at Kinja gods*

But seriously, we can do without the distractions of this performative pandering.

First I was like

“accept the narrative that this is the best the black community has to offer” 

Cool the only time we see a celebration of African cultures is when it is tied to tragic police violence. 

“Colin Powell, a real stiff who was very responsible for getting us into the disastrous Middle East Wars, just announced he will be voting for another stiff, Sleepy Joe Biden,” Trump tweeted. “Didn’t Powell say that Iraq had ‘weapons of mass destruction?’ They didn’t, but off we went to WAR!”

This looks like the cover art for NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CIVIL RIGHTS VOLUME XLIX

https://www.etsy.com/listing/805922296/be-the-light?fbclid=IwAR3GCWHW9-Z2HDpHeFAvTy8RW7bgupfW8hORADjDzsev-Y99RMCniWR4EBo

JOEY BOLOGNA

Also pictured: Cpt. Bacon? Nah, too easy. My second guess: Lt. Prosciutto.

That is exactly what I thought he’d look like.

A pig named Baloney? NO WAY.

Oh man I really hope they do all call in sick and then nothing happens, making it clear it was the police that were escalating most of the time. 

Can I say I am LOVING that everyone has been keeping receipts on the racist shit companies have done over the past few years, and now they’re coming receipt in hand to talk to the manager. 

The Spanish part of the label probably angers him most.

The “Can I Speak To The Manager” Bill is going to be lit!

I mean Donald do you really want to keep fucking with the military? They have killed more important people in their sleep. Keep playing fat boy

Burnt Orange is my favorite orange.