Also this sentence, WTF, “...Colin Kaepernick, now a black ex-NFL quarterback..” (emphasis mine), makes my eye twitch.

Michael just makes it too easy. One of the GOATs of bringing out the worst in reductive white people.

I’m surprised to hear that not one but TWO people read Nu Deadspin.

Fucking Fakespin. Shit-ass writing like that belongs on Barstool. Can’t expect a bunch of scabs to have any sort of decency or mental wherewithal.

The Clapback Mailbag is going to be legendary for all the wrong reasons from now on. Buckle up, people.

For the record, I miss it because this is the kind of article that used to happen all the time. Not because I want Deadspin to stick to sports a la Great Hill Partners.

“Sprinkle some crack on him, Johnson”.

That the first coroner would issue such a blatantly bullshit finding to support those racist murdering cops just proves it’s not a bad apple. The whole system is racist.

Dude put the dessert bar at his local Sizzler's in a world of hurt.

I mean, we can and should blame the MO government for their policies that allowed this to be possible but let’s not forget that all these idiots made the choice to be there and they deserve their share of the blame too.

Pigs like that need to be identified...name, address, photo and where he works (as if that POS works). Then let the fucking people take care of these Nazi fucks.

When I saw this, I thought “what an idiot!” I’m glad he got some street justice applied to him. Sure this guy might be able to intimidate the drunk guy at the end of bar, heck maybe even his wife and kids but driving to a protest wearing a t-shirt with skulls on it, a bow and arrow and yelling at people indicates a he…

That my friends is EXACTLY what this is all about. He’s literally on film getting his ass kicked BY A TON OF WHITE DUDES, and says 2 black dudes beat him up. That’s racism.

He was depressed about Black Widow, which put a real strain on his marriage, then when his wife left him it was the last straw.

Huh. What do you think the conversations were like when he came home from work at the dinner table? You know who you married.

BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHIT.

We’re all going to die eventually, so murder can’t really be a crime.

Whenever your heart stops receiving oxygen, it usually results in a fucking heart attack.

Smoke and mirrors. Distract with meaningless distinctions and differentiations. See also: it’s not a magazine, it’s a clip 

It doesn’t matter. Whether they strangled him or induced a heart attack, it’s exactly the same thing.