This whole article and these comments. This thread in particular.  I’m fuckin CRYING 🤣

Good. You can’t tell me this racist, cousin-fucking, klan-looking piece of shit didn’t know what was about to happen and PARTICIPATED in the hunting down and murder of Ahmaud Arbery.  Thank goodness that friend was dumb enough to release this so we have video evidence of what happened because unfortunate that would…

‘She has set the bar so high for future drunken escapades that I am more than comfortable saying that this level of greatness will never be achieved again by any “Florida Woman.”’

Uh... that is a rough 32.  ROUGH

“Hey sweetie, I think you made a mistake and accidentally took my mail, do you mind checking?”  SEE HOW FUCKING EASY AND NOT-RACIST AND NOT-ASSAULT-ON-A-MINOR THAT IS?!?!  Throw the book at this bitch, seriously.  Jail time

Also: Mads Mikkelsen 

I’m not a love song person but I actually really like this song, especially the remix with a little beat. I think it’s sweet. I went to a wedding a few years ago of a couple that had been together like, 20 years or something (2 dudes, couldn’t get married for most of that relationship), so some of the lyrics were…

Nah, paint it into the grass wherever the First Dog likes to his/her business.  Much more appropriate 

I think, after all these years.... I may now have a reason to join Twitter 

Her dress though. 😍

I’m pretty sure Taint Lice is just Ann Coulter after shedding her skin.  Have you ever seen them in the same place together?

Um.... did we work together like 10 years ago? Because it’s uncanny how exactly you described an ex-colleague of mine (can’t confirm penis size but I’d bet a large number of US American dollars on that being true)

Carton porn! 

I would go further and say, as white people we have a duty to civilized society to punch these asswipes in the face. We spawned them, we are responsible for taking them out.  You gotta flush your own toilet, man  

Add Axl Rose (any era Axel, even coked-up, probably-can’t-remember-that-era, 80s Axel) to the list of people I’d trust to govern this country more than the racist, bag of orange vomit currently in charge

Stared for the Dracula reference. Honestly, a large stake inserted through the genitals and out the top of the head would be the better option over drawing and quartering, which often caused the victim to pass out from shock (either from pain or seeing ones own innards on the outside) before death. I feel like the…

And surprise was had by absolutely no one 

Empty Gestures, ranked

I wouldn’t even give her that one, I mean it’s Sarah Palin... she basically punked herself