FTP

Caught by his own body cam

I’d risk it

“...whichever Eastern European country Donald Trump bought his slightly used anus from.”

If it were nearly anyone else who did that I would laugh the statement off as a ridiculous exaggeration.  

I think in reality, you can be drunk as shit on a plane as long as you can hide it well and not make an ass of yourself.

In his defense, it does seem like he was fighting a grin while Ms. Sands was deploying her TSA- approved can of whoop-ass on that drunk bitch.  He had a job to do but was enjoying the hell out of that racist getting her ass kicked

No sarcasm I love that every article about TP shortage brings out Team Bidet.  Although be careful about how much you mention it or you’ll be lumped in with the vegan crossfitters 

Are we not gonna mention how this movie is kind of a remake (of a loose adaptation of a book)?

“...on May 4, Rihanna, Cardi B, and Billy Porter hit that Instagram Live button and put on an impromptu red carpet from their closets.”

The irony of the asshole that bought $1500 worth of ammo talking about how paranoid the REST of society is.  

“Dong’s Guns, Ammo and Reloading in Tulsa, Okla.”. LMAO!

I mean if this isn’t reason enough to invade Canada

Apparently the same type of car jacker  that... already has a car

...says the racist dipshit WHO WAS TOLD EXACTLY WHAT THESE WOMEN WANTED/WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO DO MERE MOMENTS BEFORE

Colorado here sending you sympathies and a couple of big middle fingers to your state government and the troopers posted up at the border.  Stay strong, neighbor! 

The head of the CDC basically has to be shamed into doing the most basic humanitarian thing during a crisis.  This is our reality in 2020

Don’t people usually get fired on Fridays anyway?  I’d be shocked if he still had his job by EOD

He must be related to the dumbshit I work with who has been observed not washing his hands (and grabbing ice from the ice maker with said hands), who recently declared he doesn’t even order Chinese takeout anymore.