Your recipe sounds delicious and you get a star for “read box before throwing into garbage.”  Although we all know you forget the instructions as soon as that trash can lid closes and have to go back

It’s so easy it isn’t even really a recipe. One bag of cranberries, 1/2 to 3/4 cup of sugar (depending on preferred tartness), one cup water.  Boil until cranberries start to pop, glug in some bourbon... doesn’t have to be the fancy stuff, I use JB.  Once it looks like sauce with some cranberry chunks still…

Her subsequent post about and recording of that conversation would be my Christmas presents for the next like, 10 years

He gets my vote but he would upstage the ENTIRE show

Venn Diagram is a solid fucking circle 

For some people it’s the same thing

One down, hundreds more to go

Well one eye looks deranged. The other eye is  looking at something else entirely 

Thank you! You as well and may you avoid the scourge known as canned “cranberry sauce.”

Or Google “easy dip recipe” and choose from the 100000000000 results. Dip (yes, along with booze, I like your style) is always an acceptable choice.

Seriously.  This lady is workout inspiration

Plus you can pretty much find peaches at the store year round anyway. They might not be as delicious as in-season ones but after the sugaring and crusting and ice-cream-paring it doesn’t matter.

I feel like I need to apologize on behalf of my white brethren for this even though I can’t figure it out either. Laziness?

Came down here to post this, thank you. That number is just what is reported, and when the victims are properly ID’ed as trans and not mis-gendered by the news. Terribly, the actual numbers are much higher

Pre-2016 me sees this and mentally congratulates The Onion for yet another fantastic and hilarious headline

AND ON THE 8TH DAY GOD CREATED BOTOX

Oh they purchase them alright, gotta get those numbers up. But read? Lol, your average MAGAt can’t and won’t read anything more than the scroll across the bottom of Faux News. Book learnin’ is for godless libruls!

Ok thank you because until you blew that up I had no idea what I was looking at

As someone also descended from Holocaust survivors... fuck her.  Don’t trot that out as your “get out of racist jail” card.  What your parents or grandparents went through should make you MORE sensitive to marginalised groups, not less.  Idiot 

Not gonna lie, the second part of my original comment was thirsty AF before common sense took over