The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Waiting for charges against Guy Incognito and Tim Definitelyahuman to drop any second now... 

You know, I usually get annoyed when I tell people I support Spurs and they think I’m talking about the NBA, but I suppose it may not be such a bad mix-up after all.

“On Patty Mills’s decision to resign with the Spurs because of the team’s culture”

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

$1000/day Faberge egg habit, obviously.

“Chubbs, I know you’re going to help me with this one.”

You’re right, he clearly lost because he wasn’t Russian enough.

I rather just watch the Simpson/Tatum fight again.

My reaction was that Bryant Gumbel is an idiot......and, you know, even though he happens to be black

Can he try and fail to dribble past 5 defenders? Then after he’s stripped of the ball can he get a stupid yellow chasing down the guy who dispossessed him?

Celebrating the birth of Les Paul, The Wizard of Waukesha’ - Sconnie kid.

This whole article:

Man, his mug shot is worse than Tiger’s.

The metal detectors are also so no one smuggles in a trombone and plays the sad trombone sound when someone misses a word

Did this story get posted before the rest was ready or something? I feel like it ends 25% of the way through.