They’re about as “Christian” as Richard Dawkins is.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

you can be whatever you choo choo choose to be.

“I believe consumers have a choice to choose their products,” Barros said.

I’m not a Colts fan, so this isn’t coming from a place of bias. I honestly feel so bad for Andrew Luck. He seems like a genuinely nice guy who has tried hard to be a positive person, a good teammate, and a role model. It sucks seeing this happen to him. Why can’t someone I hate get hurt and then betrayed by his team?!

Addicts. You’d be amazed the shit we attempt and what we’re on while we’re using.

Even after reading all the greys about gun violence in the Steve Kerr article, your comment is the dumbest thing I have read on the internet in a great while.

I remember thinking just out of high school that, just like Springer, this was the start of something great. But then several changes of major in college landed me at a career choice made based on a ‘eh, there’s worse things’ point, I discovered that ‘greatness’ required effort that I wasn’t willing to give, I made a…

So will you guys stop asking me to turn off my ad blocker now?

When I die, I want to be buried in a casket made out of Jet’s 8 corner pizzas.

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

“Now rookie DeShone Kizer, who has thrown three TDs to 11 picks and has already been benched once, knows that the team wanted to replace him, but FORGOT HOW.”

People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

Sixers get stitches.

I really enjoyed seeing this as I tried to choke down the last bite of my awful Red Robin burger. I especially enjoyed the 18 replays.

You’re fucking delusional.

So, in this version, the “inmates” are the league office? The administrative body charged with operating the NFL? The NFL itself is both “inmate” and “prison.”

What an idiot! It’s the Dodgers who need someone in their bullpen right now!

We are still unsure what happened