He...has a website...where people write about sports...and he’s a digital innovator...and tech guru?...

Well, if he weren’t already rolling in the puss because of those fine salmon orange cargo shorts, he certainly will be now.

Sheet? Don’t be ridiculous. Ghosts don’t have sex in sheets, as everyone knows from the scene in Ghostsbusters where a ghost gives Ray a blowjob (which is, for the record, technically known as a boojob).

Excuse me, but the leftist reporting on this incident makes me sick. Based on the reports I’ve read, this was obviously a choke slam, not a body slam.

I totally agree with this. I also can’t blame the guy for accepting every single offer thrown his way right as he retires.

Mediapart received the purported contracts in question from the whistleblower group Football Leaks

Hes lucky he got to go home cuz of the vampires in romania. People forget thats where dracula lives

Wait until someone tells Stan Kroenke how cheaply he can sign Moyes.

Remember when you were a Gunner?

It’s almost as if Spurs didn’t score 13 goals combined in their last two matches.

And when you walk outside, wear sunscreen.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

nice write up, shame they’re going to get skunked by Juve. 2-0.

All it takes is Sevilla beating them this weekend in la liga to shit on this whole thing

Wrong Said Fred.

He will undergo testing as fears mount that he is showing signs of early onset MLS.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

I had basically the same experience. Our high school cancelled Latin while we were still taking 101 and they sent us an email that said, “Peremptalia classes Latine tua sumus,” but none of us could read it. So we were surprised a week later when our friends started MySpacing us to say our classes were being…

At story about Danny Tartabull followed by one about Keith Hernandez. Is this a TBS sponsored promotion for Seinfeld reruns??

Why am I hearing farm animal noises in the first video?